My name is Craig, and I am erratic.
I write some crap. I record some crap. And I do it all erratically.
My one redeeming feature is that I organize my crap. And thanks to the power of the internet, I can subject the world to this crap with almost no extra effort than that which is already required by my organizational scheme.
I also like to confuse matters by coming up with many different names for the same thing.
That is why you can find the same website at multiple domains:
And that is why you will find songs by Starfinger, Dr. Kong and many other artists on this site, even though they are all done by me.
What can I say? I like to name things.
In fact, from this point on, I will call you Rutherford Pantywhistle.
This site best viewed with a fine glass of port and a hand-rolled cigar.
Here I am on xbox live: