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I must share this lovely headline with the world, though the story is not so interesting:

LINK: Hong Kong Thief Pinches 70 Hairy Crabs

Anheuser-Busch’s foray into the drinking-game industry has been aborted:

LINK: Anheuser-Busch Pulls ‘Water’ Drinking Game

“No, really, you’re supposed to drink water in this game!”

Here’s the best quote:

While it might seem odd for a brewery to market a water-drinking game, Katz said in an e-mail statement that Anheuser-Busch attached its name to “Bud Pong” in the same fashion the company sponsors
NASCAR races or Major League Baseball games.

I guess the plan for creating a national Bud Pong League (featuring water) are kaput.

The visitors’ locker room in the University of Iowa’s stadium is all pink. It was originally done to psychologically subvert the opposing team. Wonderful idea.

Recent remodeling however has brought this situation to light, and some people are not amused:

Critics say the use of pink demeans women, perpetuates offensive stereotypes about women and homosexuality, and puts the university in the uncomfortable position of tacitly supporting those messages.

Now, if you ask me, it’s perpetuating a stereotype of the color pink! What’s wrong with that?

The only person-related stereotype being perpetuated here is that civil-rights-type lawyers are opportunistic and self-righteous.

LINK: People Seeing Red Over Pink Locker Room

The Dynamic Steppers, a Wichita drill team, were practicing routines Saturday night when members of another drill team, the White Tigers, showed up and challenged the others to a “dance-off,” police said.

LINK: One Hurt, Two Arrested in Drill Team Brawl

This German guy invented a replacement for diesel fuel made from dead cats. Maybe it’s insensitive, but it beats paying $3+ per gallon!

LINK: German inventor’s “cat fuel” angers animal lovers

UPDATE: Bummer. the cat part is just theoretical

A school in PA is playing Hanson’s “MMMBop” repeatedly until they raise $3000 for Katrina relief. It’s working. Let’s just hope it doesn’t inspire any school shootings.

LINK: ‘Stop The Bop’ To Raise Katrina $$